Songs That Make Me Cry Like A Bitch
“I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them.” —Kristen Stewart

rainbeauxcrash:

She prefers to cheapen them the old fashioned way. 

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A MAN WITHOUT HONOR, A SUMMATION
theon greyjoy: I've made a huge mistake [part 500000]
cersei lannister: I've made a huge mistake, I've named him Joffrey
robb stark: I'm a about to make a huge mistake [part 2 of 5]
tyrion lannister: I'm sensing a huge mistake inbound
daenerys targaryen: WHAT MISTAKES. I AM THE DRAGON'S DAUGHTER.
ygritte: you've made a huge mistake, Jon Snow.
jon snow: my penis thinks I've made a huge mistake
ygirtte: also you know nothing
catelyn stark: fuck you all I'm fabulous. I don't make mistakes.
jamie lannister:
jamie lannister:
jamie lannister:
jaime lannister:
jaime lannister: yolo

theonironcock:

You are - Daenerys Targaryen

You live in - The Free Cities

Allies with - House Manderly

You marry - Jeyne Westerling

Pet - Three-eyed crow

Your enemy - Gregor Clegane

Betrayed by - Tywin Lannister

BFF - Arianne Martell

Killed by - Roose Bolton

You Are: Arya Stark

You live in: Dorne

Allies with: House Arryn

You Marry: Quentyn Martell

Pet: Dragon

Your Enemy: Olenna Tyrell

Betrayed By: Littlefinger

BFF: Arianne Martell

Killed By: Jamie Lannister

Livin’ la vida Dorne!

Best Friend: Natasha

Lover: Tony (YES YES YES)

First Kiss: Natasha

Enemy: Bruce

Cockblocked by: Natasha

Killed by: Tony

Well, mine reads like a totally tragic and fucked up episode of some soap opera. Getting killed by your lover while being cockblocked by your lesbian first kiss/bff is hilarious!


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